Jude when asked how he had such amazing (interesting) dance moves one night:
"Remember if you drink those Capri Sun waters? Well I drank one of those..."
"Why is Michael wearing farmer clothes?"
"Is that his new pajamas?"
And from Ellen:
"I just want more of that black stuff (hot fudge)."
"Jude, if you do that again...I'm going to...to...PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!"
While wearing my glasses:
"I'm just walking on all of these hills."