(We love our Best Guy. I cringe that he loves his summer mohawk...)
As he is getting his nails cut:
"I wish my fingernails were long so I could turn off the light from my bed."
A few minutes after lunch:
"I can feel my food going into my esophagus now."
(Ed. note: Confirmed over-exposure to "The Magic School Bus Inside the Human Body."
When told to come out of the rain because it's starting to thunder and lightening and it's not safe:
"Because I've been a really good son?"